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Monday 11 July 2011

FIXED PENALTY

'Does that pterodactyl belong to you, sir?' the young police office enquired.
Hugh shook his head. Did he look like the type of person who'd take a prehistoric flying reptile to Sainsbury's on Saturday?
'I'm going to have to give you a fixed penalty, sir,' the officer continued, pulling a book of tickets from his pocket with a flourish.
'But I said it wasn't mine.' Hugh protested.
'It's wearing a t-shirt with your face on it, sir.  How do you explain that?'
'Coincidence?'
'That'll be £120 - how would you like to pay?'

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