THE TRUE EXTENT

My love from Kent

Was Heaven-sent

Fluorescent

Luminescent

Phosphorescent

Iridescent

Effervescent

Flowers sent

I a true gent

The world she meant

I paid her rent

My car I lent

So content

Money all spent

Every cent

I became obsolescent

Promises unmeant

No letter sent

She went

PS

Now she's a Member of Parliament

For Stoke-on-Trent

While I repent

THE ENT